Jean-Paul Belmondo by Sam Levin
Docu-Horror movies from the last few years that are actually good!
I know people hate these movies but I love them, the good ones at least, it’s not really a trend as much as it is a style and for certain things it works a hell of a lot better for certain subjects. Instead of getting irrationally angry at all of them, we should just start promoting the good ones and ignoring the bad ones.
Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes
This is one of several Bigfoot docu-horror films that have been been made in the past few years. This one has the advantage of being the first to have a wide release (WIllow Creek is on the way next). It’s typical in places but watching it unravel to a bizarre, though noticeable if you pay complete attention, conclusion is fascinating. There are also some effective fright scenes that are shockingly well maintained.
A documentary that follows two investigators trying to track down the beginnings of the New York legend of Cropsey, it has some great spooky moments though and it’s fascinating to see what they uncover. Definitely a left-of-field release.
This one is notorious for not being available via DVD (even now!), it’s been around for years via download sites but it had its first premier on UK television a few months ago. It’s about a ton of tapes a serial killer recorded whilst carrying out his acts. There’s a weird cult-like fascination with the whole thing from those who haven’t seen it yet and it definitely lives up to the weird intrigue. It’s genuinely disturbing in places.
A mockumentary involving a group of people making a documentary about conspiracy theories in the modern world, their investigation, naturally, ends up hitting upon places they really shouldn’t be looking. It’s far more of a thriller than a horror but it’s fantastic nonetheless, one of personal favourites of this year as well.
WNUF Halloween Special
I only just watched this a few days back and it’s incredible, it’s a fabricated Halloween TV special from 1987 about a seance that takes place on live TV (a nod to Ghostwatch) and it looks ridiculously authentic with the 80s TV style aesthetic, enough to make you question whether it’s actually real or not. The filmmakers even went out of their way to make commercials for the damn thing. It’s probably my actual favourite film of this year so far, to be honest.
This is a strange one, it’s about a group of people who are making a documentary about one of their friend’s camping for the first time, for a project for class and they end up being attacked by strange creatures. But, that’s only a part of it, at some point there’s a complete shift and it’s utterly insane.
An Australian pseudo-documentary about the network of abandoned underground railway tunnels which were going to be used to extract water from, to help with the water shortage Sydney was going through at the time. However, the Government without warning abandoned the plan and didn’t tell anybody why, so a group of filmmakers set out to find out the reason, which they end up finding out and they wish they hadn’t. It’s really well put together with the mixture of found footage and documentary. It’s also notable for being spread via viral via torrents at the request of the filmmakers.
A modern docu-horror about aliens, finally! It focuses on a couple who go to stay at a rural ranch in Texas that is owned by one of their family members. They start experiencing weird things and start to unravel secrets said family member has been hiding through the years. First released this year and it’s really really eerie in places. A hell of a lot better than the more recent alien docu-horror Skinwalker Ranch.
Not exactly well known, I wouldn’t have heard about it if it wasn’t for becoming friendly with the director. It’s about two young film-makers who are desperate for a separate to document, they end up stumbling upon Anthony McAllistar a cannibal serial killer who lets them document his lifestyle. It’s worth watching for Alviano’s performance as McAllistar and the incredible practical effects. It’s in the same ball-park subject-wise as Man Bites Dog.
Told via a series of interviews, news reports and footage taken from the area, it tells a story about a town that has become plagued by mutant parasites which starts to kill the population. The eco-friendly message is a little too on-the-nose but the performances are effective and Barry Levinson’s (Good Morning Vietnam, Rain Man) direction keeps the pace going for the entire film, it’s also his best film in countless years.
a public service announcement
I remember all those ultra shitty purples I’d mix up in elementary school with red, blue and yellow. I don’t understand why school kids aren’t given access to CMYB earlier.
Oh man… those shitty, shitty purples. If you could hear my voice I’d have the poisonous scorn Cecil Gershwin Palmer would have for STEVE CARLSBERG.
Oh those shitty, SHITTY PURPLES. Who do you think ARE SCHOOL? TO GIVE ME THESE TERRIBLE PAINTS TO MIX THESE SHITTY SHITTY PURPLES.
This is fucking ridiculous. There are reasons we have paint colours like dioxazine purple and Hooker’s green, because they’re for fucking mixing the colours you can’t get with cad red and ultramarine and cad yellow. Have you ever heard of alizarin crimson? Probably not cause you paint on the fucking computer. That shit is a painter’s bread and butter. Yellow ochre? Hell yeah. Burnt umber? You bet your sweet ass. There are three varieties of cad red, three varieties of cad yellow, and like four different kinds of ultramarine that can fuck you right up if you mix the wrong one into your black. Also, there are shades of black. Yeah. I didnt know that the first time I painted in black and white, and I used a blue-tinted black one day and came back and fucked myself over when I used a violet-tinted black the next day. Fucking get the right paint colours and then we’ll talk. Who even paints with just three colours to mix their whole palate? Someone who is seriously undereducated about paint. And as a side note, phalo blue/green is NOT the same thing as cyan. Try a medium light tint of cerulean maybe, just fyi.
Idris Elba for Esquire Magazine (x)
Kurt Cobain, live at the Roxy Theatre, 1991.
see I have this problem where I am very grateful for my family and my friends and my health but at the same time I really just want to shoot myself in the head
NO YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND
PB DReSSED UP
CANCELLED ALL HER FUCKING APPOINTMENTS
SO SHE COULD HAVE LUNCH WITH MARCELINE
LIKE SHE BLEW OFF A DOZEN IMPORTANT PEOPLE
JUST SO SHE CAN HANG OUT WITH MARCELINE
IF THAT’S NOT HELLA GAY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
THE SMITHS - PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT